America has lost another sweetheart

This post might come a little overdue. But better late than never. So another player bites the dust. Another sad retirement. This is one man whom we like to reference to whenever there is a tennis joke. He is one of the last remaining serve and volley specialist in this dying genre of tennis players. I can't help but wonder, why does he always make it into video games, over higher ranked players? He never made it to the Top 20 ranking in his entire career. He has only managed a meagre 4 ATP titles and always gets his ass whooped by Federer. The answer is simple. Because he is YOUR AMERICAN SWEET HEART. He is TAYLOR DENT!